Wisdom of a Mage



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What would you do if you woke up and you had a dick and a hairy chest and big bones and muscles and a beard and everyone thought you were a man?












Get a job, run for President and walk alone at night without carrying mace and looking over my shoulder.

I’d also take the opportunity to travel to places a woman can never go unaccompanied; I’d travel alone, I’d see Tunisia and Morocco and go skiing in Iran and see Russia and Mexico and camp alone.

You say this like I’d wake up shocked and horrified and appalled, but all it means to me is that I’d be free:

Free to leave dishes in the sink knowing someone else will handle them, free to have a sense of humour and take up space and not have men harass me and creep at me and make rape jokes, and free to hold a woman’s hand in public and not fear for my life.

Free to make more money, do more things, meet more people. I’d be a Human, not a woman.

This isn’t realistic whatsoever. More than likely you would get gender dysphoria. 

Besides that women can already do all of those things, granted with more difficulty with some of those (barely any with a lot of them though)

I might get sex dysphoria, when I looked down and went “sweet fuck what is this weird sausage shit hanging from my crotch?”,
But I’d get over it when I saw my next paycheque and had my opinions taken seriously at my place of employment and was considered for a promotion ahead of qualified female colleagues.

I’d miss my tits, but not bad enough to cry about potentially running for office without my sex being held against me.

It’s not too wise to predict the impact of something you’ve never experienced.

You’re right. As a woman, I’ve never experienced an equal standing in the workforce and know that should I run for office, they’ll ask me about my hair, clothes and whether I think I can juggle having a family and a high powered career, as they did to Hillary Rodham-Clinton.

That’s the entire point. I’d LOVE to think I could one day be promoted to CEO of a Fortune 50 company. Of a Fortune 500. Of any company, really.

But my sex is an automatic blow to that aspiration, because men are vastly over represented in law, politics, business and health care. When in those fields, women make considerably less, even when all factors are accounted for.

So I’ll try anyways, but you’re right. I’ll probably never experience it.

I was talking about sex dysphoria not the social capital that comes with being a man. You made a prediction that money would assuage whatever sex dysphoria came with suddenly waking up in a male body.

"Get over it"

OP has no fuckin idea what dysphoria is like

OP is also trying too hard to claim shit that’s been debunked way too many goddamn times.

Then debunk them.

Go ahead, let’s see these sources. I can cite mine, what about you?

Prepare thy anus.

It’s bullshit. 1

2 women are the majority in the work force

3 male unemployment sky high

4 some fields have women make more

5 Dads wish they had more family time.

6 (women avoid math related fields.)

7 multiple sources.

8 More sources.

Shit ton of sources.

Countries with most equal laws and culture have the biggest gaps in careers due to people being free to choose their own field rather than take whatever job is available. And there is evidence that there are intrinsic differences in male vs females interest in the first day in life. 


Here are some by women


US Department of Labor http://social.dol.gov/blog/myth-busting-the-pay-gap/

The Gender Pay Gap is a Complete Myth http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-505125_162-28246928/the-gender-pay-gap-is-a-complete-myth/

Gender pay gap is not what activists claim http://wwww.examiner.com/x-22884-Canada-Politics-Examiner~y2010m2d22-Gender-pay-gap-is-not-what-activists-claim

Equal pay statistics are bogus because they don’t compare like with likehttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/vickiwoods/7957186/Sorry-ladies-Im-not-worried-about-wage-gaps.html

Fair Pay Isn’t Always Equal Pay http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/22/opinion/22Sommers.html?_r=1&hp

The Wage Gap Myth


Don’t Blame Discrimination for Gender Wage Gap http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-08-13/don-t-blame-discrimination-for-gender-wage-gap.html

The pay inequality myth: Women are more equal than you think http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa3pKN3XUKM&feature=youtu.be

Women Now a Majority in American Workplaceshttp://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/06/business/economy/06women.html?_r=2

Labor force participation rate for men has never been lower.http://www.zerohedge.com/news/biggest-shock-fridays-payroll-report-sorry-men

Share of Men in Labor Force at All-Time Lowhttp://economix.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/09/07/share-of-men-in-labor-force-at-all-time-low/?src=recg

Women In Tech Make More Money And Land Better Jobs Than Menhttp://www.businessinsider.com/women-in-tech-make-more-money-and-land-better-jobs-than-men-2010-9

Female U.S. corporate directors out-earn men: studywww.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN0752118220071107?feedType=R

Female CEOs outearned men in 2009. http://abcnews.go.com/print?id=10630664

Women between ages 21 and 30 working full-time made 117% of men’s wages.www.nytimes.com/2007/08/03/nyregion/03women.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

According to the U.S. Census Bureau, single women between 22 and 30 years old earn an average of $27,000 a year. That’s 8% more than comparable men.http://www.ksee24.com/news/local/Young-Women-Earn-More-159818705.html

Workplace Salaries: At Last, Women on Tophttp://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,2015274,00.html

Young Women’s Pay Exceeds Male Peershttp://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704421104575463790770831192.html

The 15 Jobs Where Women Earn More Than Menhttp://www.forbes.com/sites/jennagoudreau/2011/03/14/jobs-where-women-earn-more-than-men/

Women aged between 22 and 29 earn over £10 per hour on average, compared to men their same age who earn just under this amount. http://www.womenintechnology.co.uk/news/young-women-earn-more-than-men—news-800761492

Young women now earn more than men in UKhttp://www.womensviewsonnews.org/2011/10/young-women-now-earn-more-than-men-in-uk/

The only chairwoman in the FTSE 100 index of biggest British companies, when asked about government efforts to force companies to make at least 25% of board member to be female said: “there’s no real evidence to suggest women being on a board makes the companies any better – what we’re doing here is forcing an experiment.” This was further supported in the book “Why Men Earn More” by Warren Farrell, Ph.D., examined 25 career/life choices men and women make (hours, commute times, etc.) that lead to men earning more and women having more balanced lives, and that showed how men in surveys prioritize money while women prioritize flexibility, shorter hours, shorter commutes, less physical risk and other factors conducive to their choice to be primary parents, an option men still largely don’t have. That is why never-married childless women outearn their male counterparts, and female corporate directors now outearn their male counterparts.http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN0752118220071107?feedTy…

Farrell also lists dozens of careers, including fields of science, where women outearn men. Women simply have more options than men to be primary parents, and many of them exercise that option rather than work long, stressful hours. That is why 57% of female graduates of Stanford and Harvard left the workforce within 15 years of entry into the workforce.http://edition.cnn.com/2005/BUSINESS/03/15/optout.revolution/ This is an option few men have (try being a single male and telling women on the first date that you want to stay home).

Men are 77% of homicide victims. 

MRA’s can’t hold meetings without harassment.

Feminists makes dick joke on social media, OK. Two men make dick joke two each other, Fucking public hysteria.

Why video games are just as sexist towards men

Amazing atheist discusses his sexual harassment case.

Some male “privileges.”

All men are viewed as pedo’s

Men are over 90% of all work place deaths. 

Men are 63.7% of homeless. 

Men are significantly more likely to be the victims of violent crime (of which rape is included) than women.

Women mock men who had his dick shoved into a garbage disposal, people think it’s hilarious.

5 sexist things society still expects from men.

Women against male birth control pill

Men can be sued for not having sex with their wives.

Sexism against males in media is ok, but not the vice versa.

Frenchman ordered to pay wife damages for lack of sex 

Impotence is grounds for divorce.

Circumcisions kills. Circumcision decreases sexual pleasureCircumcision policy is influenced by psychosocial factors rather than alleged health benefitsCircumcision linked to pain, trauma, and psychosexual sequelaeCircumcision may lead to abnormal brain development and subsequent deviations in behaviorCircumcision decreases penile sensitivityCircumcision associated with sexual difficultiesThe exaggeration of the benefits of circumcision in regards to HIV/AIDS transmissionCircumcision/HIV claims are based on insufficient evidenceThere is no case for the widespread implementation of circumcision as a preventative measure to stop transmission of AIDS/HIV

Sexist ads hurt men just as much as women.

Males commit suicide at over 3 times the rate of women

Inequalities in child support and custody.

Man can be denied their children because the mother remarried. 

Women can put a child up for adoption without the fathers consent. 

Male rape victims forced to pay their rapists child support.  (x,x)

Mothers get custody 84% of the time. 

Arrested for paying too much child support.

Mothers can steal sperm and sue for child support. 

Paternity fraud is rampant. In as many as 30% of cases, fathers are being forced to pay child support for children who are not theirs. (x)

women receive more athletic scholarships

Its ok to mock men for having small dicks.

Men are the victims of violence more often.

Women recorded slitting cops throat found innocent.

 women receive lighter sentences and a higher chance of acquittal, simply for being women.

Average sentences for same crime under similar circumstances (robbed someone with a gun, knife, etc):Female – 18.51 months Male – 51.52 months (x)

Male body standards are just as unobtainable as women’s.

Unequal prison sentences.

Boys get worse grades despite better test results.

Boys do worse in every facet of education including college enrollment.

Female only programs.

College kicks out male for standard of rape so low the woman accusing him was also guilty, but not persecuted. 

24 indicators of oppression against men

But what about the men?

Male eating disorders.

Boys should be grateful for being raped by older women.

Boys more likely to flunk and drop out of school.

Elementary schools are biases against boys.

Porn is a leading cause of male insecurity.

Women use sex as a bargaining chip. 

Men demanding sex=entitled. Women demanding sex=empowered?

For every 100 girls,

Male victims of domestic abuse have a 47% chance to be threatened by police, 35% of being completely ignored, and a 21% chance of being arrested themselves. 

Of the abused men who called domestic violence hotlines, 64% were told that they “only helped women.” In 32% of the cases, the abused men were referred to batterers’ programs. Another 25% were given a phone number to call that turned out to be a batterers’ program. A little over a quarter of them were given a reference to a local program that helped.

Sixteen percent said the people at the hot line “dismissed or made fun of them.” 

In fiscal year 2015 the United States Government will grant Two Hundred and Twenty Two Million in Grants to Combat Violence against WomenNo money is earmarked to benefit males. None

Meanwhile organizations such as NNEDV.ORG lists men not getting a job as a form of domestic violence.

You still want to keep this on an intellectual level?


For everyone who wasn’t Homestuck on 10/25/11,


Here’s a wonderful and accurate representation of that night.



casually reblogs a million hs posts as a friendly reminder to my followers that i’m still a Homestuck Trash


:33 < jesus christ

I’ll be watching you.

I’ll be watching you.



You know she regrets this lmao

watch the whole video. no way she does.